George Strait typically avoids delving into political matters, but there are occasions when he feels compelled to speak out. One such instance arose regarding Garth Brooks, who garnered attention after labeling his own fans as “a-holes.”
While Brooks had remained off George Strait’s radar until recently, Strait broke his silence this morning, confirming what many had already suspected.
“He doesn’t represent our values,” asserted Strait. “His routine became stale and outdated long ago, so he resorts to name-calling to stay relevant. Does anyone find it amusing when he attempts line-dancing alone on stage?”
According to Strait, the country music scene can easily thrive without Garth Brooks and his liberal viewpoints. “Perhaps he should consider running for President of Bud Light.”
“I’ve witnessed nothing quite like it,” remarked Jack. “Except for the countless instances on the ALLOD page every day, but that’s another tale altogether.”
God bless America.