Jack Nicholson Expresses Disappointment in Robert De Niro: “Such a Woke Wimp”

Jack Nicholson Expresses Disappointment in Robert De Niro: “Such a Woke Wimp”

There’s a reason Jack Nicholson hasn’t collaborated with Robert DeNiro in four decades. “Being on set with him is like enduring torture,” Nicholson remarked. “It’s akin to wrangling one of those insufferable lap dogs that inhabit your wife’s purse.”

DeNiro has encountered difficulties securing roles lately following his recent fervent advocacy, which some deem tiresome.

“It’s akin to witnessing your cherished hero embrace an unexpected ideology,” expressed Will Wheaton. “I can’t fathom his shift to ‘woke’.”

The actor who portrayed Brick on “The Middle” shares a similar sentiment: “I once revered him. Then I recognized my own talent, and I happen to support Trump. Hence, I surpass him.”

DeNiro declined to address the controversy directly, but he did mention finding the notion absurd. “I’ve watched you folks convince these dolts that Garth Brooks went bankrupt and that Roseanne reigns supreme on television, so I’m hardly astonished. That last speech riled up the rabble against me.”

By “rabble,” he’s referring to you and me, fellow citizens. He perceives Americans as valuing those who oppose tyranny in the name of democracy, yet he fails to grasp the nuances of a constitutional republic, thereby misinterpreting the situation.

Why? That’s irrelevant. God Bless America.