The rumors circulating are indeed accurate. Michael Jordan has turned down a lucrative offer of a 30-second Super Bowl commercial worth $100 million, citing his refusal to collaborate with LeBron James.
Insider information from within the LA Lakers organization reveals that Ferrari sought permission from the team to utilize LeBron’s image and name, a request that was extended to Nike for the use of Jordan’s likeness.
“Jordan flat-out declined,” stated Joe Barron, Nike’s Vice President of Public Relations. “He was adamant about not spending any time on a set with LeBron, referring to him as a crybaby approximately 11 times a day on average.”
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Regrettably, neither Jordan nor James was available for comment. However, their shared spokesman, Joe Barron, urged us to refrain from further calls, hinting at potential harassment charges.
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