Taylor Swift’s day took a turn for the worse. Following the Academy of Country Music’s decision to sever its ties with her, the Country Music Hall of Fame announced it would no longer consider her “bubble gum music” for recognition.
“She inserts a twangy tune here and there just to maintain her standing in the Academy and ensure she keeps winning awards,” remarked Academy Sergeant at Arms Joe Barron. “Whether she deserves it or not is irrelevant. If Taylor Swift is nominated, she wins.”
However, things have changed. Without membership in the Academy, there are no more awards. Without their approval, there are no more inductions. Swift loses a part of her legacy that cannot be regained.
“She brought this upon herself,” commented Vince, a visitor to the museum. “If she hadn’t used her influence to encourage people to vote, which was illegal, Trump would have won. It’s that simple. There should be a term for that kind of manipulation.”
The term Vince is referring to, patriots, is “endorsement.” Now, if Swift endorses Joe Biden, but he refuses to acknowledge the crisis at our southern border, that endorsement could be deemed illegal under the insurrection clause, the same clause they are attempting to apply to the previous administration.
Don’t be deceived, patriots. When they claim Taylor Swift’s influence caused the voter registration website to crash, what they actually mean is, “Taylor Swift persuaded a group of young people to click a button, and they complied.”