Gordon Ramsay Agrees To Weekly Appearances on Roseanne’s New Show

Gordon Ramsay Agrees To Weekly Appearances on Roseanne’s New Show

Roseanne Barr’s upcoming show is beginning to take shape, promising a captivating experience for viewers starting this fall in the same time slot as “The View.” Rosie plans to enthrall America with groundbreaking monologues, astute political commentary, special guests from the conservative world, and, as an added bonus, the presence of Chef Gordon Ramsay.

Chef Ramsay is set to appear once a week, likely on Thursdays, to whip up a light lunch dish in a 30-minute segment. Producer Joe Barron expressed enthusiasm, stating, “We’re extremely excited to have Chef Ramsay. He’s already walked off The View once, so it’s a double-whammy for them.”

While Ramsay’s office has yet to confirm the deal, there are strong indicators pointing towards its realization. “We can’t wait,” Barron added.

In homage to the brilliance of Roseanne Barr, Ramsay has even made changes at his restaurants, transforming all appetizers into loose meat sandwiches. “I’m also changing the Beef Wellington to Loose Beef Wellington,” Ramsay revealed, promising the most amazing cuts of beef ground to perfection.

Ramsay’s sharp critique extended beyond his culinary skills as he commented on other personalities in the cooking world. “That Joe guy from MasterChef, whose mom makes good pasta, is still a sexist pig, and the other guy with the weird white glasses looks a little bit freaky 150 pounds lighter. Personally, I liked the Mexican dude. Just the way he said ‘taco’ was delicious.”

It looks like Rosie’s new show is gearing up to be a fantastic time for patriots. God Bless America.