Taylor has urged all “Swifties” to “take a knee” during the National Anthem, emphasizing, “Demonstrate your loyalty to me!”

Taylor has urged all “Swifties” to “take a knee” during the National Anthem, emphasizing, “Demonstrate your loyalty to me!”

Taylor Swift has made her stance clear. When questioned about her opinion on kneeling during the National Anthem, she firmly stated:

“I believe peaceful protest is a fundamental right protected by our Constitution, and anyone exercising that right is demonstrating patriotism,” she declared. “I urge all Swifties to take a knee during the anthem, whether they’re at the game or watching from elsewhere. Let’s unite millions of people in this gesture!”

She concluded with, “Show me your allegiance!”

According to officials at MetLife Stadium, over 10,000 Swifties have bought tickets for the game, ranging from $400 to $2,200. “It’s slightly fewer than during the Eras Tour,” remarked Facilities Coordinator Joe Barron. “They’ve purchased enough seats to spell her name across both sides of the stadium when they kneel.”

“I just want to be part of the movement,” said Sports Analyst Tara Newhole, also our lead Entertainment Journalist. “I took out a second mortgage for this, but it’ll be worth it.”

Members of the Q-Anon community are planning a counter-protest, though many can’t afford tickets. “We’ll figure something out,” said Mike Lindell. “We must stop them.” According to Lindell, manipulating the letters of Swift’s name using ancient Sumerian symbolism and connecting it to historical events will reveal a significant revelation, albeit the process is convoluted.